This is the first of three or four Holiday writing challenges most of them satirical innature
I'd like you to write a story from the perspective or point of view Santa's wife. If you can make it funny, great. If not, that's ok too. I'm hoping the concept itself can bring out some silliness.
what's her life like? what does she do when he flies around the world? when he's helping make the toys?Is she naughty or nice?
All I want for Christmas is my two front tee, er, wait...
All I want for Christmas is for some Newsviners to join me in writing some satire pieces about Thanksgiving and some satire pieces about Christmas.
Below is an index of the satire pieces I've written at newsvine, starting with a list of holiday satire pieces I've done.
Hopefully, those can help spark some ideas for you - if not, I'm available to help brainstorm either through posts below or via email. When you have written a satire piece post a link to it below and I and others will come read and comment on it. Try to make it at least 200 words long.
Lets compare Thanksgiving memories and traditions
and christmas memories and traditions including about Santa Claus
Weakly World News Exclusive: Santa's Surprise Stalker Scandal!
Weakly World News Exclusive: Blitzen Report Says Drug Use Rampant At the North Pole
Santa Threatens Legal Action, Scoop Intervenes
12 Potential Holiday Songs About Newsviners Or Newsvine Trends
Frosty So Hot He's Melting Over Snub As Obama Instead Names Santa To Head Homeland Security
Why Santa Had That Doctor's Appointment Monday Night
A Very Special Breaking News Report on Paris Hilton
A Template For Writing Letters to Penthouse
Fifteen Ways to Ruin a Job Interview
Hallmark Cards As Written by Bill O'Reilly
The True Story of Johnny and Beta Fish Cash
Stop With All the Damn Emails About My Genitals
Newsvine As Algebra - A Concept Piece
My 8-Step Program For Leaving Newsvine To Experience the So-Called "Real Life"
McCain's VP Pick Was a Practical Joke Gone Awry
Ten Reasons Life Should Come With An Undo Button
Five Ways To Annoy People On Elevators
Elvis Presley Announces He Has Bought MSNBC So He Can Buy Newsvine
I previously indexed my writing advice pieces here
I put here, as part of the 2010 Reading Challenge, all my book reviews and author interviews.
and here mywith the 2010 movie challenge I included an index of my movie reviews and interviews