Random Words Exercise, Sept/Oct/Nov 2009

My entry:

So there I was, walking around with my buddy, Chester, and he was carrying his glock. He thought it made him look tough. This would all be well and good and made us look badass except for one problem. Well, two if include the fact my imaginary friend, Albert Einstein.Oh and did I mention Chester's a stuffed animal.

We were painting the town red - Chester, Albert and I - but then we ran into my archnemesis. Mad. Phhtt! (Yeah I spit whenever I say his name - sorry computer screen.)

Max things he's bad add like us but his imaginary friends, Barbara Walters and Eddie Murphy, well, I have no respect for either. And who carries around a stuffed animal with a name like George Carlin. Sure, Carlin was funny but to have him inside a stuffed ape (there's an evolution joke in there somewhere.) well, that's just plain weird.

Max pointed his finger at me and said,"Friends are like roses...you have to look out for the pricks!"

It is on! We were having us a good ol' fashion quote off and I came armed.

I said, “I submit to you that if a man has not discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live"

He began to sing that prince song "I will die for you" and I sang back, "And in the end, the love you take, Is equal to the love you make"

I won - the beatles always win. He told me he had one quote left to use but it didnt really fit. He'd received it in the mail. He showed it to me: “Only one who devotes himself to a cause with his whole strength and soul can be a true master. For this reason mastery demands all of a person."

Weird, could there be a third person in town who was into quoting? We both silently pondered this possibility briefly.

We made splendit plans for later - hey just because we're nemesis (nemeses?) didn't mean we couldn't do anything together - to use a ouija board later. Sure, Max may be obnoxious but sometimes we have fun that goes beyond ecstatic. It's usually nothing extravagant, just something excellent that - if alcohol is involved - leaves me a bit on the discombobulated. I can usually tell how bad off I am by how much I hear Albert talking. When I start to understand his equations I know i'm gone.

And THAT is the scuttlebutt on my life here in Minnesota.

I'll take that under consideration

In a few weeks I'll put up a new exercise for Dec and Jen.

You can.. or you can await my decision.

Now we're going to cause him agita! it's all good - no worries

I thought I was safe using words of under ten letters:)

agita - short for agitate:)

i'm sure you wont look like a turkey