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Man arrested for early morning sexcapade with car-wash vacuum
News Type: Event — Seeded on Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:38 PM EDT
Article Source: News Impact - MLive.comadvertisement
Here's a fun one for you to discuss while I go offline for the nite. Have a good nite, folks, and stay away from those car wash tubes.
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A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.
A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.
The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.
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#1 - Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:40 PM EDT{"commentId":3584683,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
Well... I guess it was cheaper than a hooker.
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- 4 votes
#2 - Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:01 AM EDT{"commentId":3592177,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}
Makes you look at a roll of quarters differently.
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":3595884,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Next time I'm getting some gas and it asks if I want a car wash i will probably blush and conclude it's a personal question.
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":3597986,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
it asks if I want a car wash i will probably blush and conclude it's a personal question.
especially if it's NOT a hands-free car wash?
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":3586502,"authorDomain":"dungbeetlemania"}
I've never been able to understand the fascination with vacuum cleaners. Surely it can't feel anything like anything on a gal?
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- 3 votes
#3 - Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:23 AM EDT{"commentId":3589699,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
I'm guessing it felt better than his own hand?
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":3590174,"authorDomain":"dungbeetlemania"}
I presume so, but I just can't imagine it being pleasant at all!
And no, not even in the name of science will I try.
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":3599104,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}
I haven't had a chance to get on NV in a few weeks - and guess where I ended up (ok, so I was avoiding the political articles and went straight to odd news). My friends and I discussed this today; one guy pointed out that home vacuums are much smaller than car-vacs. The women all ran away fast.
Scott - I'm still thinking Nov 8 Catfish Hodge at Blue Moon, if you're still interested. Nu will probably show up again, and maybe my next-door neighbors. Just let me know via my work address if you'll be there, and if any friends will be coming with you, so we can make sure we get a big enough table.
Good football weekend, even though I'm off topic!!
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":3602548,"authorDomain":"dungbeetlemania"}
Katrix, I have also been a bit AWOL from the vine, it's just about over-run with US politics and it bores me. I wish we could filter what we see - ie ignore all articles with Obama / McCain tags or something.
I can't decide if a bigger or small vacuum cleaner is better.
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":3587235,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
I'm really trying hard not to use that age-old phrase, "Different strokes, for different folks."
[ok, I know... a real groaner]
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- 4 votes
#4 - Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:31 AM EDT{"commentId":3589710,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
I was thinking more along the line of "that really sucks"
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":3590208,"authorDomain":"dungbeetlemania"}
"that really sucks"
Like Electrolux?
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":6182541,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
Hoover with ESP (Extra Suction Power!)
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":3590951,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
I have a new favorite weird news story: Man dressed as a woman breaks into beauty shop to use the mirror
.I think we need to get these two discussed on vinecast
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- 3 votes
#5 - Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:48 PM EDT{"commentId":3599606,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
Beauty school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Beauty school dropout,
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!
(from the movie Grease)
Now you've got that friggin' song stuck in my head!
------------------------------------------ AAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":3593436,"authorDomain":"smartblackman77"}
sad.. most likely a McCain sponsor! Time for Change!
Obama 08
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- 2 votes
#6 - Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:00 PM EDT{"commentId":3599118,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}
Way to get off topic. At least my off-topic football comment didn't name any sides.
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":3606659,"authorDomain":"smartblackman77"}
I love you republicans, you can do the same thing but call other people out for it. Your time is over.
As for everyone else I do apologize I was way off topic, and It wont happen again.
Obama 08'
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":3608401,"authorDomain":"dungbeetlemania"}
...and It wont happen again.
Obama 08'
It just did ;)
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":3608473,"authorDomain":"smartblackman77"}
That is my signature sir :)
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":6178973,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Seeded an update on this story - the guy is having trouble not being humiliated (to which i say, "good." What about the poor vacuum hose? To that hose being hosed will forever be a source of shame and scorn as it wears the scarlet lettter..
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#7 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:13 PM EDT{"commentId":6180697,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}
I'm not sure why he was arrested for this. Kinky, yes. Didn't involve children or animals ... i guess it was because it was in public and could have corrupted the children. Kinky is fine (not my style but I'm not your judge) but you have to keep it off the streets and not scare the horses.
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":6181800,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Well if it's illegal to urinate in public wouldn't it follow that it's also illegal to have sex in public (thus the cops historically hassling lovers on lovers lanes) and thus it's also illegal to hose a hose in a car wash.
Besides would you want to wash your car there now knowing that he had - in the words of that newspaper article - "received sexual favors"?
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":6181854,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
He should have just used the vacumn at home - that's what most viner guys do, right? Right? hello? Bueller?
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- 2 votes
#8 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:51 PM EDT{"commentId":6182526,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
[crickets chirping]
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- 2 votes
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