Newsviners, Let's Write Us Some Pumpkin Porn

There's an edge? I probably stepped over that weeks ago.

Have you hear Sir scott'smix-a-lot song "my baby (pumpkin) got back."

Yes it is by B5. See here.

Actually there's a backstory to that link. I used to write for a site called blogcritics and I and others had noticed this band B5 had the most fervent fans who would write 100 comments a day.

So I wrote this satire. Now look at the publication date and look what someone wrote there today. Then tell me who is more scary me the author of both pieces or the people writing those comments?

I get an email each time someone posts to a former article and so i received about 12 emails today on something i wrote in a rush early one morning a few years ago.

scott "tonya" butki

Calvin and Hobbes...so awesome when it comes to Pumpkins

refresh my memory - i forget what they did. I do think one area where I did appreciate Peanuts was the Great Pumpkin idea. I considered doing a story taking that Great Pumpkin story to the nth degee.

hmm, we're back to that classic debate of deciding what is porn and what is erotica.

i wonder if pumpkins find whip cream to be a turn on.

do you think "pumping" has a whoe different meaning for those orange folks?

pumpkin prude.

you probably think pumpkins belong back in the closetpatch or something.

no pressure - i won't hold it against anyone if they opt not to write pumpkin porn. It might be held against you if you ever apply for a government position.

doing what? i didnt do nothing. Found a nearby hotel for $89.

I'd forgotten how incredibly aggressive these real backgammon players are (i'm just a wanna be but not nearly as geeky as most here.)

Saw that one coming and wrote a response earlier... Backgammon geeks are a special breed. Many have memorized all statistics on every roll and move (i.e. exact odds of getting a roll they need) and when they don't will take a photo to study and examine later. They have way more patience and concentration than I do. Against them I feel like I must be ADD.
My biggest failing in backgammon is I get bored doing the easy predictable move - if you always do the logical move then you are just acting like a robot or a computer.. but then you lose because often the predictable move is the right move.
I attend backgammon tournaments which I guess makes me a freak That said I'm not as much of a freak as most of those here who are so geeky they make me look like (insert someone not geeky here) But I admit this is like saying I'm the least ugly of a group of ugly ducklings or the best smelling skunk

Yes that's why this topic is a celebration of all of us freaks and geeks. We must embrace our inner freak Speaking of freaks the Red Roof Inn had deviant sex on the tv but no, no squash or pumpkin porn. wimps.

I'm waiting to see how the term "pumping" is used