Baby Got Hack: Palin Busted for Trying to Hack Into Debate Moderator's Computer To Plant Questions About Alaska, Lipstick & "Things Obama Doesn't Understand"

The Empress Strikes Back

Still smarting from the "hacking" of her email account, Sarah Palin was busted by Newsvine's Weakly World News on Sunday for trying to hack into the email account of the moderator of the vice presidential debate to suggest questions, including a Jeopardy-like round on Alaska trivia and a race to see who can best put lipstick on pitbulls.

Unhappy with how badly she has done in interviews and how McCain did in his debate she decided to try to take matters into her hands, the same hands that can kill a moose in ten seconds flat.

While the hacking into Palin's Yahoo account could barely be called hacking since it just involved guessing her password, that work was too much for Palin who was unable to determine the password of the moderator's email account. Palin guessed the passwords might be "lipstick" or "Why I rock" or "girl power," hoping to capitalize on the moderator, Gwen Ifill, also being female.

Weakly World News has received a copy of the questions Palin was trying to add:

What is the Bush Doctrine?

What are five things Obama doesn't seem to understand?

What is the Bush doctrine?

What is most common predator found in Alaska (not counting television reporters)?

What is the most effective way to kill caribou?

How is a hockey mom different from a pitbull?

What is the Bush Doctrine?

The information was provided by a source who asked the his identity be kept secret but whose name rhymes with Podd Talin.

He says if he hears her recite the meaning of the Bush doctrine one more time he's going to stick that lipstick up her butt.

A spokesman for Biden's campaign said they were not worried about the questions that might be chosen but rather getting Biden to answer questions concisely. "By concisely we mean less than one hour per question," he clarified.

In other news, McCain's debate coach remains in a fetal position which is how he has been since last Friday's debate, crying out that Janey Cheney's got a gun and is going to kill him for how badly McCain did and because he knows too much about Cheney's gay lifestyle.

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Related: McCain's Bad Week Blamed On Cheney

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