
I've mentioned before how much I hate certain tv shows. It usually comes up because, due to work
situations, I get stuck in a situation where I have to watch what someone else wants to watch and it's all too often a show I'd consider cruel and unusual punishment if it was forced on others. But then I work with people who are, for the most part, illiterate and so I can't just suggest they go read books.
Thus I thought I'd share my own personal tv hell and I'm asking you to do the same. As the moderator I reserve the right to ask you to explain your choices.
I'll get the ball rolling below.
It's my personal belief that about 95 percent of tv is crap. The other five percent includes shows I do like, from Lost and Heroes to the Daily Show and Colbert Report to Dexter to The Office to the Reaper to House. Incidentally, House returns this week and I'll resume attempting to recap it. It's this five person I was referring to when I wrote this Defense of TV
I also watch some of the crappy shows - be it American Idol or the Moment of Truth - before concluding that, yes, it is crap but as something so popular maybe I can learn something about our nation and society by watching it. I call that my sociological rationalization/cop-out.
TV hell would be demons with pitchforks forcing me to watch nothing but so-called "reality" shows. In fact, it would take a demon with a pitchfork to force me to watch even one of them.
My TV hell is a combination of reality-TV and daytime soaps. I'd honestly rather watch infomercials.
I can feel my IQ dropping with just about every reality show except Top Chef. I haven't seen more than 2 minutes of a daytime soap since college. I had a roommate who actually scheduled his classes around Days of Our Lives so I scheduled mine to be gone while he was watching it. My tv hell would be endless reruns of reality shows interspersed with obscenely-long commercial breaks that were always the same commercials in the same order.
My life on the D list.
Commercials on Cable. Wasn't that the reason for cable in the first place no commercials. Fooled again! Darn
Hmm....first thing that springs to mind are those wrestling shows (WWF?) and that one where they're in the cage and there are no rules. Another pet peeve of mine is people who watch Cooking Shows at the gym.
I agree with KF, daytime soaps are pretty bad - but they can serve as a comedy if you're in the right frame of mine.
I love the ads for exercise machines where huge, big, buff guys are walking or slowly stair-stepping and people believe if they buy that machine it will make them big and buff (when really the guy probably spends 6 hours in they gym pumping iron).
[canceling order for the gym equipment, damn]
(Un) Reality shows!!
I'd rather watch a soap.... and I hate those...
Special mention to Jerry Springer, Flavor of Love, anything with Paris Hilton and any of the other "dating" shows.
They make "My Mother, the Car" look like classic TV...
Golly Scott, I am hoping that by never watching any of those put up shows like idol, that housemate thing, in fact any of those reality shows that have people laughing in an unkind way at the participants, maybe the producers will give up. No wonder our actors are finding it hard to work and make a living.
Sad times ahead.
I really can't stand CSI, Law and Order and so on. People seem to live in fear of crime but are simultaneously seduced by it and its dramatisation. At one point here in Tasmania, there were 3 CSI shows a week!
I really don't like reality TV shows either. In the 2 years since I joined Newsvine, I think my TV watching has declined considerably!
So I don't watch TV very much these days and we only have 4 channels at home. We don't have a digital connection or cable or satellite. Although the Australian Broadcasting Commission (ABC) now have ABC2 which is a digital service, so we might get a set top box. OMG, I hear you say! No cable!!
The more I watch TV, the less time I have to do anything constructive. There are probably 3 or 4 shows that I watch regularly. and I do like watching films.
They are often Australian ones! Lately:
A music/ comedy quiz show called Spicks and Specks, a current Sunday night drama called East of Everything, which has a gorgeous soundtrack btw!
A cooking program, The Cook and the Chef, and there was a good Rick Stein show called French Odyssey in which he travelled the canals of southern France on a house boat, eating and drinking continuously!
Then there's the news each night and some shows our kids love such as Mythbusters and Top Gear.
The independent channel, SBS, has great programs as well on a wide range of subjects. Two of my favourites of late were UK productions, one called Shameless and the other called Skins. And I love to watch the Tour de France each year!
Actually, now you've got me remembering that I used to love watching Next Gen. and also Farscape, and of course Firefly- we missed it on TV so got the film Serenity and then the TV series on DVD and had a festival which was fab! Nothing much on the sci-fi front here right now except old Stargate at 11.30pm....
I can't even remember the last time our TV was on the kids sometimes watch the typical kid stuff drake and josh, iCarly, etc..... we have satellite for only ONE reason and that's the NFL ticket, during football season the tv's always on espn, nfl channel. When we do try and watch tv any other time I noticed that we spend more time trying to find something to watch rather than actually watching it
I can't stand reality shows!
My favorites are the kind of thing that would have had me labelled as a full-on geek in years past...LOST, Chuck, Reaper and Spanish-language soap operas. I know the Spanish novelas are cheesy, but I love them anyway! I like dramas like Bones, House, Grey's Anatomy and Brothers and Sisters, but don't have the "can't live without 'em" connection to them like I do with LOST.
I don't really watch an actual TV set that much anymore. All of my favorite shows are available online these days, so I watch what I want, when I want, where I want. As a result, my TV hell would be a world where the only shows available online were reality shows or CSPAN and LOST didn't exist.
I can stand shows that encourage people to act like idiots, most reality shows and anything with David Caruso in it.
Ooops, that was suppose to be can't stand.
TV hell would be watching a week of political ads back to back to back
I know that "Lost" is very popular.......but it "lost" me midway through the Second Series.
As you probably know, I like my Soaps, British ones, that is. I enjoy Doctor Who, any "Startrek", (my favourite being "Deep Space Nine". )
I enjoy a good British Drama. My favourite two American series were "Twin Peaks", and "M.A.S.H.
I love BBC miniseries. They are always good. My Nana, who grew up in Kent before marrying an American, got me hooked on those early. Any BBC production of a Jane Austen novel will do, but the 1995 version of Pride and Predjudice with Colin Firth is my all-time favorite.
I'm with you, AmazingSDJ! My husband will watch them once with me, but I can watch them several times.
Lost lost me around Episode 4 of the 2nd season. We had moved and our satellite dish installation got botched 3 times in a row over a span of about 2 months. By the time we finally got everything up and running I had no interest in the show. Even with it airing on SciFi now, I haven't bothered to catch up.
My TV Hell?
"Dukes of Hazzard" on every channel, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Except for church services all day every Sunday.
It was all country music - i'm not a fan of most modern country music (I prefer alt country from the johnny cash school of country to, say, shania twain)
Same here. This "new country" that sounds to me more like rock with a twang just doesn't appeal to me. It's like country rock has taken over country music. Give me some old school country if I'm going to have to listen to it.
My personal TV hell would be having to watch Laguna beach and the hills over and over and over. I'd rather be dead then watching that garbage. Seventh Heaven too, damn did I hate that show with a passion.
Two and a Half Men.
You knew it was coming.
Yes, it is. Yes, I hate it with every fiber of my being.
Daytime tv. Reruns of Three's Company. Any teen-oriented or "reality" show. CSI Miami.
[mental note: Don't piss off the Scoop (or on the Scoop, for that matter)]
The funny thing about Three's Company is that I was in elementary school when it was originally on the air and I didn't "get" a lot of the jokes and double entendres. As an adult I have a different appreciation for it. Also interesting was that as a child I always thought the blondes was hot. As an adult, I'd pick Janet over any of them, no doubt about it.
Dislike Football and Reality shows, like the Biggest Loser. These people get themselves fat and then are idolized for losing the weight. Come on, I can think of a lot of other accomplishments we could spend an hour praising.
I usually have on CNN or FOX because everything else is a lot of garbage except the History Channel, or that Animal Channel, or PBS, or the Weather Channel, or Discover. Well ok, I guess there a few good channels.
Practically all tv is my tv "hell"...I'm not much for anything but the Travel Channel, Food Network, and a few Fox shows on Tuesday nights (House and Fringe)...But if I had to come up with a few " I CAN'T STAND IT" times they would be as followed: ANY Seigal movie....ANY Van Damme movie...ANY Schwartzenager movie...ANY Norris movie...any Stallon movie....that Nick~at~Night channel...anything citchy or yeehaw~ish...NO judge shows (Judge Judy brings out the worst side of me possible)...all those "reality" shows like Survivor or Big~brother or Wife~Swap or Biggest Loser etc...are just down right dumb in my book...all the stupid spin~offs like CSI...CSI New York..CSI Miami...or Law & Order (all 15 bazillion of them)...call it a traumatic child~hood with two older siblings...but TV~land would be my TOP hated channel of all time...Any old rerun makes my eye twitch...and not in a good way lol...I don't care if its Beverly Hillbillies or reruns of Friends n Seinfeld...that channel is on my blocked list on my cable box..lol
TV is HELL most of the time...I click through and 90% of the channels are on commercials! ACK. I'm so glad for Netflix and online streaming of my favorite shows!
Being stuck in perpetual Tim&Eric Awesome Job Great Show ... Oh my God, is murder still illegal if you are making people smarter by killing?
Any sitcom show where the family is perfect.
Any sitcom with a one liner character who is supposed to represent some sort of minority.
Anything "Remastered" by George Lucas - Leave it the @!$%# alone George!
Anything where reality is supposedly consisting of a bunch of bombshell blondes in their early twenties and a bunch of model boy males in their mid twenty to early thirties.
My TV hell:
1. Reality shows 24/7
2. The shows that come on MTV or VH1 (except the trivia ones - I like trivia)
3. Soap Operas - daytime and nighttime, old and new (no Dallas please, once was bad enough)
4. Stupid movies 24/7 - movies like School of Rock, Austin Powers, etc.
5. a 24/7/365 of the kiddie shows - like Hanna Montana, The Suite Life of Zach and Cody
How about 24 hours of the little fat guy who eats anything and then trys to make you think the wiggling worm he just ate tastes good.
Also that lady on the food network that thinks a little flour helps the two pounds of butter make a better cake. If you ate her diet fro a week you would end up in the hospital.
Best on is a week of FOX news pundits telling you how to think.
The "700 Club" or anything of the sort.
Two words:
Broken TiVO.
And I've had to live through it.
I really don't watch much tv but I'll give it a go. 900 channels with nothing that interests me is tv hell.
Watching tv at all. We turned off the cable and unplugged the tv 2 years ago. Except for an occassional episode of Bones while I'm waiting for something to happen, I have not watched anything since.
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