
As with Vacelts I find the weekly phone call questions on American Idol pretty insipid.
I decided to suggest some questions that would liven things up on the show.
Here are about ten. Feel free to suggest your own below
Question to Randy: You do realize most people – even clueless white people - stopped saying "dawg" and "yo" at least 3 years ago, right?
Question to Paula: What the hell does "pitchy" mean and are you sure you understand that your job as a judge is not to be a cheerleader for every single contestant right?
Question to Simon: Do you act more annoyed and irritated than you actually feel?
Question to David Cook: How do you respond to these complaints about not giving proper credit to the arrangers of the songs you did?
Question to David A.: How do you respond to the allegations your dad is, well, a bit of an asshat?
Question to Kristy – Did you choose the patriotic song because you feel particularly patriotic or because you knew it'd keep your chances on the show alive for the next two weeks?
Questions to the contestants (all must answer): What is the stupidest thing a judge has said to you so far in this show?
Which of the remaining candidates do you like least and why?
Which of the remaining ones do you consider least talented and why?
What musician would you least like to be your next mentor? 50 Cent? Weird Al?
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A Recap of Randy's Mangling of the English Question
12. To those with records under the belt, do you think your past experience has given you an advantage on the show?
Good questions Scott.
Question to Paula: What the hell does "pitchy" mean and are you sure you understand that your job as a judge is not to be a cheerleader for every single contestant right?
She won't know, "pitchy" was Randy's thing.
Question to David Cook: How do you respond to these complaints about not giving proper credit to the arrangers of the songs you did?
People are stupid and don't pay attention when the songs are introduced. I've heard David or Ryan give credit to each and every song in the introductions whenever the arrangements were taken form someone else. It's just that the judges don't pay attention or do their homework at all, so they keep assuming they are original, and confusing the rest of the viewers.
Question to David A.: How do you respond to the allegations your dad is, well, a bit of an asshat?
You know his dad beats him after ever performance for not being better.
Question to David Cook: If you make it to the finals, you'll be the first legitimate rocker to do so. What on earth are you going to do with the mandatory cheesy song that is undoubtedly going to be written for a prepubescent pop singer?
Or to TPTB, will you let David Cook take that mandatory cheesy song in the finals and make it rock?
TPTB = The Powers That Be.
What song would you like to sing that has not been on any list you have been given that you believe if America heard you sing it, we would definitely vote for you?
That's a good question. Or how about which song did you sing and knowing how it turned out, you'd go back and change it if you could?
Why do Randy and Paula always interupt Simon when he gives his opinion and Simon never
interupts them? I think that is so rude and why doesn't someone give Paula talking lessons?
She is so painful to listen to when she tries to give her opinion of the singer she has a hard
time getting her remarks out it is so painful listening to her
Scott asked me to add the following for him since he's offline:
Question to Producers: Why do you put people like Mariah Carey on Idol? The last thing we need is more divas.
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