
The Borowitz Report strikes again. The link takes you to his earlier satire on this issue. The new one is here.
Accused in recent days of embellishing her story of a brush with sniper fire in Bosnia, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today said "don't be fooled" by photos showing her being greeted at the airport by a pony-tailed 8-year-old Bosnian girl with a bouquet of flowers.
"That was no little girl," Sen. Clinton told reporters in Gary, Indiana. "That was a covert ops midget sniper."
The New York senator said that moments after the "so-called little girl" presented her with the flowers, she revealed what the bouquet had been hiding: "a tiny semi-automatic weapon."
Dude, midget snipers with midget suppressed Dragunovs would be awesome.
P.S. - Bunny ears?
Dude, midget snipers with midget suppressed Dragunovs would be awesome.
P.S. - Bunny ears?
It's an easter thing. It's temporary.
Nothing like laughing at a guy's satire while simultaneously trying to measure his nose from an Internet pic. Seriously, how big is that thing?
Funny seed.
Seriously, how big is that thing?
That's what she said!
Oh, wait, Which thing? The ears? The cell phone I'm holding to take the photo?
I took 3 photos Sunday after helping with an easter egg hunt. The others are here.
I think he means Borowitz's nose.
Borowitz's nose.
Ah, ok. Thanks for explaining.
Here's a great question about this bruhaha
For more fun and games with this sniper story, see a cartoon here. This one has her claiming to be at Normandy beach; another one I saw has her raising the flag at Iwo Jima.
Thanks for the links.
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