My Proposed American Idol Drinking Game

Each time I watch an episode of this show I see something else that annoys me. I collected some of them before here

Here are five rules for a proposed drinking game. You drink…

1)Each time Randy says "man" or "dawg" you drink a shot.

2)Each time Paula describes someone as "unique." (Psst, Paula, I used to over use that word too until I realized that everyone is unique so calling a person is unique is a bit like calling a snowflake white and distinct, i.e.

3)Each time Randy says he is "keeping it real."(I thought people stopped saying that about ten years ago)

4) Simon responds to the audiences booing him.

5) Simon and/or Ryan are @!$%#y to each other

I think each episode will get you drunk if you follow those rules, but isn't that really the goal of most drinking games anyway?

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