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Ten Best Pick Up Lines
News Type: Opinion — Seeded on Sun May 13, 2007 11:18 AM EDT
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Amid my "worst pickup lines" thread, Nance asked why we did not have a list of the best pickup lines.
For you, my favorite poet from Texas, I present this
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{"commentId":704306,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Happy now?
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- 2 votes
#1 - Sun May 13, 2007 11:22 AM EDT{"commentId":704623,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Yes in deedy, I yam!
Global warming? You're the cause.
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- 5 votes
{"commentId":704681,"authorDomain":"Nycam"}
*scribbles furiously*
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- 7 votes
#2 - Sun May 13, 2007 3:31 PM EDT{"commentId":704762,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Hello, Did you know you have great genetic restructuring potential?
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- 7 votes
#3 - Sun May 13, 2007 4:45 PM EDT{"commentId":704771,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
I work full time, like to give away money and have no opinion, hurry.... take me home quick!
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- 9 votes
#4 - Sun May 13, 2007 4:50 PM EDT{"commentId":704774,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
How about:
I promise never to make you bail me out!
That is a GREAT line!!
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- 3 votes
#5 - Sun May 13, 2007 4:51 PM EDT{"commentId":704815,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Now Andrea. Never make a promise you can't keep.
Good one!
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":704819,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
Well, you CAN fool some of the people!!!
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":704818,"authorDomain":"nck"}
This is fun ...
You're so handsome, you're burned into my retina. I see you every time I blink.
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- 5 votes
#6 - Sun May 13, 2007 5:24 PM EDT{"commentId":704821,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
Oh OH OH I KNOw
" While your Down there!!"
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- 4 votes
#7 - Sun May 13, 2007 5:25 PM EDT{"commentId":704894,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Too funny, Andrea!
OK ... my turn:
You might as well sleep with me cuz I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway!
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- 7 votes
{"commentId":705008,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Oh I'm going to use that one!
oh and Good morning, dear.
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":705053,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
Good morning back and was it good for you....*kiss*
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":705093,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
I don't remember it all. What did we I do?
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":705103,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
I'm a Never *kiss* and tell the whole community in a comment thread kinda girl!
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":705197,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
damn, can you just whisper it to me? Nobody else will look or listen.
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":711386,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Hey Andrea! I thought he was talkin' to me. :(
Anyway, good morning to you too.........
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":711749,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
he was, but.... I guess I was feeling lonely........
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":711777,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":711780,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":711792,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":711821,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Daniel ... Boy, glad you finally noticed. No wonder you're having problems in the dating area. ;)
"Have you ever been arrested? It's gotta be a crime to look that good."
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- 5 votes
{"commentId":715931,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
Hey Daniel,
Are you related to the m&m's, Do you melt in the mouth and not in the hands??
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":716268,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":716712,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
If I made nickle here on the vine, I'd give you one Dan.
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":716736,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl.
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":717179,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":717264,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Awww, Daniel. Wanna get hitched?
You're so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line.
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":1396711,"authorDomain":"rkfan"}
Nance, 7.16
My eyes are brown, but I guess it still works depending on whose toilet we're looking into.
;)
Sorry, that was gross....
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":1398515,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
ew!
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{"commentId":704908,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
How about" Come on Youre brother liked it!"
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- 2 votes
#8 - Sun May 13, 2007 6:36 PM EDT{"commentId":704920,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Andrea, never beg ... OK?
Hey big guy, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Well, what can I say??? I like a guy with a nice tush.
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- 5 votes
{"commentId":705058,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
What do you mean never beg,,,,
" I feel like a dog, so give me a bone!"
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":705468,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
"Hey, I like how your legs go up and make an ass of themselves!"
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":711403,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Dude! You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":711753,"authorDomain":"attreau"}
Hey, lets make some sauce for those tender loins!
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":711826,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Andrea ... you haven't had lunch yet either, huh?
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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- 5 votes
{"commentId":711850,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":711910,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Orgasms ... as in plural???? tee-hee
Gee, for a fat guy you sure don't sweat much.
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":705171,"authorDomain":"sthig"}
"Your name must be Summer cuz ur hawt!"
"You must be a democrat with that great ass of yours"
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- 2 votes
#9 - Sun May 13, 2007 9:30 PM EDT{"commentId":705176,"authorDomain":"sthig"}
"you must be from Mexico because it takes Juan to know Juan"
okay that was bad, but it still sounds funny
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- 1 vote
#10 - Sun May 13, 2007 9:31 PM EDT{"commentId":705319,"authorDomain":"schwab"}
Has anyone ever sucessfully used a pick up line? seriously...anyone?
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"quick, someone call animal control! 'cause these pythons are out of control" *flex arms*
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- 7 votes
#11 - Sun May 13, 2007 10:50 PM EDT{"commentId":705321,"authorDomain":"bigfatdrunk"}
I had a ton of these back in school, but the only one I ever actually used was:
"I love your dress, but it'd look much better crumpled up at the foot of my bed."
Oh, wait, should that be with the worst pickup lines? *scratches head*
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- 2 votes
#12 - Sun May 13, 2007 10:51 PM EDT{"commentId":705387,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Depends on how the line was received.
I've heard that 99 out of 100 times lines don't work but, as with spam email, as long a 1 percent of the time it works people will keep doing it.
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":705616,"authorDomain":"everycoolidistaken"}
I was always partial to "Wanna go halvsies on a bastard?"
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- 8 votes
#13 - Mon May 14, 2007 6:18 AM EDT{"commentId":706205,"authorDomain":"sthig"}
ROFLMAO
Now THAT'S comedy!
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":705621,"authorDomain":"justinpm"}
How about the classic Python pickup line.
"If I said you have a beautiful body, will you press it against me?"
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- 1 vote
#14 - Mon May 14, 2007 6:21 AM EDT{"commentId":1029039,"authorDomain":"ekv"}
Besides not originating with Python (already a cliché when they used it in the Hungarian phrasebook skit), why is this the second time I have seen this line mangled?
It's "If I said you have a beautiful body, will you HOLD it against me?"
Sheesh.
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":1029054,"authorDomain":"ekv"}
Actually this is a story I heard about a ballsy pickup line that worked: Guy walks up to a girl and asks if she can check his breath for garlic and then proceeds to kiss her. The girl is so flustered she says "I didn't get that, let me check again". True story apparently.
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":1029116,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Great one!
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{"commentId":705985,"authorDomain":"rightenough"}
"Sure is fun to party, huh?"....(wait 10 seconds)..."Golly, this beer sure is getting me drunk." Then walk away.
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- 3 votes
#15 - Mon May 14, 2007 10:17 AM EDT{"commentId":706032,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":706067,"authorDomain":"christopherbowers"}
One I've used before and worked:
If I asked for your number and you gave it to me and I called it would you answer?
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- 3 votes
#17 - Mon May 14, 2007 10:53 AM EDT{"commentId":958213,"authorDomain":"nearing"}
That IS romantic.
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{"commentId":706160,"authorDomain":"MRZK"}
"Bond, James Bond."
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- 1 vote
#18 - Mon May 14, 2007 11:35 AM EDT{"commentId":706161,"authorDomain":"MRZK"}
Well, it works in the movies....
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- 1 vote
#19 - Mon May 14, 2007 11:36 AM EDT{"commentId":707637,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":706199,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
I've tried "Butki, Scott Butki" and it just doesn't have the same ring to it. The response, "Your name has BUTT in it?" is not usually the desired result, especially if this is followed by "Butki? As in you have a key to your butt?" taunt that was such a hit among colleagues from ages 6-16 in school.
And you guys wonder why I'm so weird!
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- 3 votes
#20 - Mon May 14, 2007 11:52 AM EDT{"commentId":706682,"authorDomain":"geejay"}
heh...sometimes, I am happy to have been born a Jones. :P
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":706233,"authorDomain":"tcervo"}
"Who's your friend?"
YES! This one works...
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- 3 votes
#21 - Mon May 14, 2007 12:03 PM EDT{"commentId":706909,"authorDomain":"pev"}
Seriously? Going up to a girl and implying that you were more interested in her friend, but she'll do as a consolation prize if her friend's not interested works? I'd hate to meet the kind of girl that works on.
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":706952,"authorDomain":"tcervo"}
No, no, no...Start out by asking about her friend. Talk her up. ("She's hot.", "She seems like she's a lot of fun.", etc.) The girl you're talking to will be secretly wondering why you're not interested in HER...then, after her friend tells you all about her friend, point to one of your friends across the room and say "Great...because my friend is dying to meet her. Why don't the two of you join us?" (Or something along those lines.)
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":706523,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Here's three I'd be tempted to try:
1) "If I promise not to tell you a cheesy line will you let me buy you a drink"?
2"If you let me buy you a drink I promise I won't put the moves on you... unless
you ask me to."
3) "Don't you hate the akwardness of people picking each other up?"
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- 4 votes
#22 - Mon May 14, 2007 1:40 PM EDT{"commentId":706559,"authorDomain":"tcervo"}
Switch that around to: "If I promise not to tell you a cheesy line, will you buy me a drink?"
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":706573,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Why would she want to buy me a drink?
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":706583,"authorDomain":"tcervo"}
Because she really wants to meet a guy who doesn't bow down and kiss her feet. You can buy her the next one...let her buy the first. Every guy in the bar will offer to buy her a drink (and if she's not there to meet someone, she'll happily take advantage.) Be different. Be assertive.
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":706605,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":708761,"authorDomain":"Zeina"}
actually, I would prefer Scott's line (the second one is the best of the three). Asking her to buy him a drink seems very pretentious.
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":708786,"authorDomain":"tcervo"}
Asking her to buy him a drink seems very pretentious.
But it works...Very well.
So...this thread is about the best pickup lines, and this one actually works.
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":728365,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Zeina
actually, I would prefer Scott's line (the second one is the best of the three). Asking her to buy him a drink seems very pretentious.2!#22.5 - Tue May 15, 2007 12:30 PM EDT
Thanks. Maybe I'll actually try that one.
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":707369,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
What do you think about people who use lines that are deceptive about who they are?
A friend of a friend will ask women for a light. They will give him the light for a cigarette and, ice now broken, go on to have a good date.
He'll wait until the second or third date to mention that he doesn't really smoke - he just did that to get her attention.
I think there is something inherently wrong with starting a relationship on a moment of deceit but others disagere with me. What say ye?
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- 3 votes
#23 - Mon May 14, 2007 7:19 PM EDT{"commentId":707388,"authorDomain":"tcervo"}
If it's something as innocuous as the cigarette example, I see no problem. The entire dating ritual begins as a game.
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":707641,"authorDomain":"hallo"}
{"commentId":707676,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Didn't make it up. It was the buddy of a co-worker. We used to debate whether it was right or not to do that.
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":711436,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Gawd, you guys are sure taking this dating thing seriously.
Just walk up to her and say, wanna dance? If she says no, then she either "can't" dance or is totally not interested in you. If she dances with you and you survive it, then y'all can discuss the high finance stuff ... who's buying what. You know?
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":717221,"authorDomain":"Nycam"}
sure taking this dating thing seriously
I wouldn't call it dating, more like speed-mating. Hey, Dance, wanna Nance?
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":717277,"authorDomain":"nck"}
Oh, Nycam. You have such a way with words. **blush**
Hey handsome. I'm single. Do you believe that xhit?
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- 4 votes
#24 - Fri May 18, 2007 2:43 PM EDT{"commentId":717751,"authorDomain":"Nycam"}
Yeah, I can usually tell when a woman is receptive- her thorax gets flushed and breathing comes in shorter breaths. Yep, and her ears go straight back. . . Oh wait, that's a ferocious hairless dog about to attack. Or... *looks at cue card* Huh. Lost my place.
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":724414,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Ok, a new one.
I'm gay but I want to become straight. Do you want to try to convert me?
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- 2 votes
#25 - Tue May 22, 2007 3:26 AM EDT{"commentId":724467,"authorDomain":"Pasi"}
{"commentId":724525,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Want to feel the earth move? Want to try out my family waterbed?
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- 3 votes
#27 - Tue May 22, 2007 6:45 AM EDT{"commentId":724701,"authorDomain":"Pasi"}
{"commentId":724784,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Obviously.
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- 2 votes
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